July 2010
45 posts
Murielle: Michy, do you have a nickname?
Me: yea
Murielle: what is it?
Me: ...
Murielle: ...
Me: Michy.
kid: try this.
(hands me a suspicious looking candy)
me: what flavor is it?
kid: blue.
“You’re like a cartoon character!”
– Amanda
King of Kong, pssh
I would like to go on the record and challenge Billy Mitchell to a game of Tetris. Bring it!!!!!
it was so much better when you were here.
...
brilliantlydisruptive:
jesuisperdu: Why? - Good...
brilliantlydisruptive:
spoon - i summon you
...
she gets me
me: i need someone who gets me...he didn't get me.
alexa: well, you're kinda hard to get.
“You got a talk about you.”
– camper trying to figure out where I’m from
“Hearing about your life is exhausting.”
– ma bro
“Are you in hipster denial?”
– Drunk Evan 