December 2009
52 posts
November 2009
51 posts
really?! really??!!
Dad (to me): You look so grown up.
Dad's new wife: Yeah, they grow up so fast.*
*note: dad's new wife is a year older than I am :/
There’s certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. Then there are...
– President Obama (via jaredgeller and poobah) (via david)
Creative people tend to be self-destructive
– Alexa
I text allegiance to the flag of the United States of American Apparel, and to...
– Stephen Colbert’s Pledge 2.0 (this year’s Tickle-Me-Elmo [hopefully]) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert)
Create your own Lady Gaga performance!
sharingtime:
You too can create your own magical Lady Gaga performance guaranteed to shock Middle America and please her fans!
Simply follow this guide…
Lady Gaga will take the stage wearing:
a) something super crazy
b) something really crazy
c) something batshit crazy
d) jeans and a t-shirt, but really fucking crazy jeans and a t-shirt that’s got bubbles on it or some shit
Lady Gaga will...
There are all kinds of
love in the world, but never the
same love twice.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Michelle, ma belle.
(via spinlighted)
pms
me: ggggrrrrrrrrrr
u hear me?
grrrggggrrrrrrrrr
jorge: well i can read you if that helps
me: im :/ at you
jorge: what does that face even mean
me: ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Brooklyn Top 40 →
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
– Katharine Hepburn (via bohemea)
Hillary Clinton said one of her favorite movies is The Wizard of Oz. Well, I...
– Stephen Colbert (via omgtheresmichael) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert)